John W Campbell Memorial Recommended Slate List (Meta-Roundup)

The Lurkers Support Me In Email – Jo Walton

You posters just don’t understand me But soon you will reap what you sow.

Arugula – Larry Correia     

Sad puppies, sad puppies! – kjn

The sound of postings on the net good fans, lock down your comment sections. Beware they seek the deadly set that spawns objections and rejections.

Noah Ward, President     Sad Puppies (Aren’t Much Fun) – Deirdre Saoirse Moen

They all fight for silenced voices, By crowding out all other choices. Sad puppies aren’t much fun.

First We Take Their Rockets – Owl Mirror

First we take their rockets​, then we bite their shins

It was a dark and stormy mutt – Peace Is My Middle Name

the rage fell in torrents, except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of whinge which swept up the streets

The Last Castle – Bruce Baugh

Most were buried under sliding rubble, but a few gained the ridge to blog, hack, tweet, until they themselves were shot, crushed by the half-alive power-wagons, hacked or stabbed.

Not Entirely H.G. Wells, Either – Rick Moen

No one would have believed in the first years of the twenty-first century that the SFF world was being watched keenly and closely by intelligences stranger than fen’s and yet as demented as his own;

Freedom’s just another word for no puppies left to peruse – JJ

Puppies dumped a dreckload down, the packet’s just arrived. Full of Puppy message fic for me.

Do You Wanna Take the Hugos – Jim C. Hines

I think this backlash is long overdue. We should start talking to Vox Day and Gamergate.

There is a ‘ward in Sasquaaaan – RedWombat

It’s been the ruin of many a poor CHORF And God, I know I’m one.

Something there is that doesn’t love cabals – Abi Sutherland

My favorite books will not unpublish theirs Nor Making Light crush Bane’s Bar, I tell them. They only say, ‘It’s about ethics in Hugo voting.’

Adorable! – Rebekah Golden

Puppies All the Way Down – Cat

Perhaps I am biased, but everyone notes– We all have more interest, I bet In stories that haven’t been shoved down our throats In order to make us upset

Shut Em Down – Vox Day

He book-reviewed, he S.J.W’d Vile minions viewed his anti-Puppy feud

I was down to Sasquan convention – SocialInjusticeWorrier

I want six crap writers to be my pallbearers Three bad editors to sing a song Stick Teddy Beale on my hearse wagon Raise hell as I stroll along

Beal-woof – ULTRAGOTHA

Hwaet! The Great-Danes’ want glory through dubious achievements The god-voice former infamy we have heard of,

The Love Song of J Alfred Puppyfrock – LunarG

We have lingered in the Con Suites of the past Reading ancient Hugo yarns of great renown Till message fiction bores us, and we drown.

To read or not to read – Steven Schwartz

For who would bear the whips and scorns of Wright, the Castalian’s wrong, the Kr*tman’s contumely, the pangs of unedited tweets, or Lou’s entree,

Turning and turning in the widening blog – Kyra

The puppy cannot hear the puppeteer

There are only four things certain – Stilicho #0066

As it will be in the future, it was at the birth of Man There are only four things certain since Social Justice began. That the Dog returns to his Vomit and the Sow returns to her Mire, And the burnt SJW’s finger goes wabbling back to the Fire;

My Favorite Things – Will Reichard

Books with pure motives and clear genre markers Messagey language and carnival barkers

My Favorite Things (Reprise) – Tuomas Vaino

Have you ever offered crisp refutation, To those allergic to logical causation,

The Erin Hypothesis – Cat

Every slate’s another datum, every action breeds response Till a Puppy iteration finally gets him what he wants.

Inflict Us – May Tree

Out of the noms that cover me Rabid or sad, from troll to troll,

That’s a Puppy – CPaca

When their words make you queasy, And their arguments are sleazy,

Puppymandias – Kyra

Vote for my works, ye Mighty, and despair!

I wanna Hugo – Owlmirror

Bold women are all skunks Men shouldn’t play with their junk Then liberals had to come and all have their say Sheriff S. J.

Heinlein Days – Tintinaus

Nowadays it’s just to hard The editors are all libtards Intent upon their little socialst dreams

The Parliament of Cheese and Curds – Camestros Felapton

The artisanal cheese shrugged indifferently – a shrug which was distinctly different from the shrug he used when he was not trying to show indifference.

Apres Hugo – Will Reichard

That’s why when you get back to the toasty comfort of your own ideological hearth, you should reach for Hubik.

The Ones Who Scourge Omelas

But childhood ended today for them. They can no more Walk Away from Omelas than they can Walk Away from the Vision of Torment – the Child we brutalize in a Closet for the good and joy of our community.

If You Were an Award, My Love – Juan Tabo & S. Harris

If you were a Hugo®, then I would become Taller, Stronger John Scalzi so that I could spend all my time with you.

If You Were a Puppy, My Sweet – Glenn Hauman & David Mack

You’d bound from place to place, unburdened by any thought of consequences, full of energy and bereft of conscience.

A Warning from the Future – Camestros Felapton

“The horror of Spokane they called it. The rule changes…they went wrong…a memetic virus was introduced…it spread through blog posts…the world became consumed by puppy-slates”

Timothy the Talking Cat and the Libelous Comment – Camestros Felapton

Timothy was ever mindful of the imminent danger of dictatorship seizing control of the country. He had carefully counted every second word in his copy of Friedrich Hayek’s seminal work “The Road to Serfdom” to discover what he believed to be a hidden warning stegnographically concealed in its pages.

Supercalifragirevolutionary Fervor – Calbeck

Social-justice loonies use these terms with gay abandon, They seem to come up with this stuff for reasons rude and random, No matter what you do, you are “a threat to this here Fandom!” They’ll drink up all your “male tears” and laugh, “oh yes, we banned ’em!”

A helpful graphic comparing Vox Day with Nazis – Simon B. Jones compare The Braddie Bunch – May Tree

Here’s the story Of a guy named Larry A sore loser with three very crummy slates

To Bridge the Unbridgeable Gap – Will Reichard

To bridge the unbridgeable gap To roast the unroastable roast To wear an unwearable label To post where the crowds dare not post

E Pluribus Hugo – Silly But True

Finally, after the tactics had become so vile, the last people left alive on earth set about enshrining rules for the recommendations that could never be gamed. One of the side effects is that all human contact with one another was stopped.

Corrected text from the Wikipedia entry on Senator S. R. Puppies and Tom Doherty – Steve Davidson

Beginning in 1950 2013, McCarthy S.R. Puppies became the most visible public face of a period in whichCold War Hugo Award tensions fueled fears of widespread Communist SJW subversion.

Who Chose the Slate? – Cat

Whose job was it to curate? If it was honest, why hesitate? Come on, Brad, who chose the slate?

With apologies to Rudyard Kipling – Christopher M. Chupik

“For it’s Puppy this, an’ Puppy that, an’ “Chuck the Nazis out!” But it’s “Why ain’t these Tor books movin’?” when your sales bottom out;

The Tracks of my Drawers – Jim Henley

People say that an alpha cannot be an alpha if he says he is And they get all upset beca-ause we’re not cleaning up after we do our biz

Vote Bloc Hugo – May Tree

I didn’t read her! But if I read her I wouldn’t know which “she” has a schlong!

The Three Laws – Jack Aubrey

1. An SJW may not tell the Truth or, through inaction, allow the Truth to be told.

SJW Paradise – Seth Gordon

I really hate to flounce but I gotta go piss As they cry I see my name all over that Hugo list (fool)

A Helpful Graphic about Unfairness in the Hugos – Simon B. Jones

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