The Lady Worker Is A Champ

Dedicated to the anonymous Tor employee who described “most established authors” contacting Tom Doherty, enraged by what “they saw on them there internets being said by one of his lady workers.”

She gets too angry on Facebook updates
She lives in New York and just can’t relate
She never bothers with people she’d hate
That’s why the lady worker is a champ

Doesn’t like Kratman at Castalia urls
Won’t read John Ringo but gives John Wright a whirl
Won’t design covers with those warrior girls
That’s why the lady worker is a champ

She likes the free spontaneous snark
Kittens that don’t bark
She misspoke and it’s oke
Hates Washington, DC it’s cold and it’s damp
That’s why the lady worker is a champ

She’ll have no Kratman with Waffen death squads
Hasn’t read Jim Hogan since Inherit the Stars
And won’t buy from Murdoch even American Gods
That’s why the lady worker is a champ

She likes the free spontaneous snark
Kittens that don’t bark
She misspoke and it’s oke
Hates Washington, DC it’s cold and it’s damp
That’s why the lady worker is a champ
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