Night Raptor Ballot Invasion

Awards season had come to Hugolandria, an awards season with such a quantity of hacks that it was as if their hack prose had been wrapped in hack clichés, bathed in the hack ink of the porn author Tingle, and flung into a puppy mill that descended toward the deepest crevasses of Tinglethengen, the hacks of which were so legendarily hack that the fans would cry out in joy as the Space Raptors of the Tinglethengenflagen filled their final ballots, giving them one last Tingle before absolute hackness fell upon them, made yet even more hack by the injury sustained from a falling trophy.

 

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